I Have Confirmed the Van Halen Show is Postponed

I have exclusively learned, via the Internet, that the Van Halen show is indeed postponed, possibly due to the fact they were good 15-20 years ago and people my age need to get over it.

Update: Love will come walkin’ in April 24.

4 Comments to “I Have Confirmed the Van Halen Show is Postponed”
  • MH

    And Valerie Bertinelli canceled her book signing at Borders…

    Is the weather that bad??

  • R

    CNN said that there is speculation that Eddie Van Halen is having “issues,” although they did not reveal the nature of said issues.

  • Wolfgang

    Pops is back in the bottle and I’m flunking geometry.

    Why can’t this be love?

  • AS

    Honey, they were good 25 to 30 years ago, or else I’m only 40……….

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