Caption This, Because I Have No Words

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Courtesy of Shutdown Corner.

23 Comments to “Caption This, Because I Have No Words”
  • Rawlins

    JERRY JONES: “Man, you may be one stylin’ dude but I just had a butt-lift, Bro. So this crowd can kiss my ass.”

  • The Marty Cortland Tribute Banned

    I would have never guessed that Urkel was Jerry’s type. They make a cute couple.

  • jb

    “Six Flags hires its new goofy dancing old man for its commercials”

  • Chris

    I will caption it as:

    “this is a picture that is 4 years old”

  • Jay

    Has Ben and Jerry

  • Randy Brown

    “Jerry, can I have one of your Certs?”

  • Kevin

    Urkel is an Arlington resident and Jerry is trying to see if any spare change will fall out of his pocket. Arlington Mayor Cluck is just off camera…dressed as Goofy.

  • hellohello

    “crank that superman dat hoe”

  • Kersten

    Do I detect a “white man’s overbite?”

    He dances much better in the Papa John’s commercial.

  • Jack Ruby

    Jessica,

    I’m going to make news tomorrow. Give me a shout and I’ll give you the scoop.

    Regards,

    Jack

  • mark cahill

    New Puppet Show at Six Flags:

    Urkel & Jerkel

  • Stephen Crowley

    lol, I know of no sadder thing than this.

  • EazyE

    Hey, you should have watched channel 11 this morning at 6:30 - they showed this hilarious picture of Urkel and Jerry Jones and then asked viewers to send in funny captions. What a great idea. Y’all could really learn something from them.

  • Missing Tom Landry

    Urkel & Jerkel gets my vote ++++++++++++++++

  • Stacey Brown

    In reference to his new stadium and ticket prices…….

    “This is what I call my TO HELL WITH THE FAN DANCE”

  • MIssing Dots

    Kevin gets best comment. Cahill wins best caption.

  • houston

    CAPTION???? just got another ticket buy @ $1000 for the nose bleed section. Arkansas Jones screws the Metroplex again.

  • A.B.

    “They’re bringing sexyback.”

  • jimbo

    This year’s auditions signaled the beginning of the end for the historic Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

  • A.B.

    Jones in a whiny Urkel voice “Did I do thaaat?”

  • John

    I caption it “Jerry dancing all the way to the bank and not afraid to look like a fool on his way”.

  • Puddin'Tane

    Jerry just cut one hince Urkel’s reaction.

  • Mike

    Take this, Romo!

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