How Ashlee Simpson Will Spend Her Valentine’s Day

A friend of mine just passed along this info:

I was in the Walmart next to the office this morning buying baby formula. … Featured in handbills all over the store was the news that at 4.30pm on Valentine’s Day this year, at the Montfort Walmart, will be Ashlee Simpson, signing copies of her CD. More shocking, I can’t tell if that’s a step down. For either party.

My friend and I went on to wonder if she’ll actually be signing autographs. More likely, the cds will be pre-stamped with her signature and on the day of the event, she’ll just squiggle a pen about an inch above the cd.