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Bestest Headline So Far Today

Posted on January 29th, 2008 9:32am by Eric Celeste
Filed under Crime, Local News, Media

“‘Pre-operative transvestite’ suspected in Plano bank robbery.” Um, come back to Dallas, where it’s safe? And where our bank robbers are one or the other, not a bit of both? Anyone?

18 Comments to “Bestest Headline So Far Today”

the amanda @ January 29th, 2008 at 9:34 am

I’m giddy…thanks.
Bethany @ January 29th, 2008 at 9:36 am

…but when she got undressed it was big old mess/Sheena was a man …
SLR @ January 29th, 2008 at 9:40 am

Well I left home just a week before
And I’d never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I’m gonna make you a man

Well I’m not the world’s most masculine man
But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Papa Rotc @ January 29th, 2008 at 9:43 am

He/she has breast implants, so they’s gonna love it when he/she gets to the jail bunk house….
dave little @ January 29th, 2008 at 9:43 am

boys will be robbers
and robbers will be girls
it’s a mixed up, muddled up shook up world
and so is jimmy
JB @ January 29th, 2008 at 9:45 am

I would have liked to see the look on the Plano cops face who had to process (it) into the jail.
jamesn @ January 29th, 2008 at 10:04 am

Just to help the Feds out: “transvestites” don’t have operations. If it’s your intent to chemically and surgically alter your (outwardly visible) gender than you are a transsexual.

The point may seem minor, but it’s really not.
DM @ January 29th, 2008 at 10:05 am

Now you’ve done it Eric… “D” will soon get sued by the Pre-Op Transvestite Bank Robbers of America Association (or ‘POTBRA’)
Lee, Dallas, Texas @ January 29th, 2008 at 10:08 am

I am reminded of a report years ago when Renee Richards played in a mixed singles tennis match.
Julie @ January 29th, 2008 at 10:40 am

It’s,

But I know what I am and IN BED I’m a man
And so is Lola
Seriously? @ January 29th, 2008 at 11:06 am

Be careful. Even though this person broke the law and did something illegal, he/she is a minority and has feelings. I hear a federal judge is going to step in and put a restraining order on the indictment. Then, thousands of people will call the bank employees “Nazis” because they don’t accept the fact that a criminal wants to take money out of their client’s pockets. IJS.
Katy @ January 29th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

We didn’t have quite the catchy headline, but West Plano People ran this story on Friday. IJS.
pork lover @ January 29th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

Does a post-operative tranny convict go to men’s or women’s prison?
SLR @ January 29th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

Julie:

http://www.sing365.com/music/l.....0A000CF873
DeeRag @ January 29th, 2008 at 5:46 pm

Mrs. Allison has fallen on hard times since the separation. She/he can’t help it.
They don’t give vagina’s away.
Zelda Rose @ January 29th, 2008 at 5:47 pm

Where do I start? There’s no such thing as a “pre-op” transvestite. Transvestites are cross dressers, who don’t want to change their sex. Transsexuals, however, do.

Oh, and a transsexual is not an “it.” They are a person, a human being. Most transsexuals and crossdressers live very mundane lives, are not criminals, perverts, sexual predators or the other stereotypes that people have tried to place on them.
Seriously? @ January 30th, 2008 at 9:13 am

So what you’re saying is they like to tuck it between their legs and look in the mirror?

It puts the lotion in the basket.
DeeRag @ January 30th, 2008 at 11:00 am

Zelda

If it aint white, old, rich, religious and straight, the folks at D can’t dig it. The hypocristy is that most of the men who participate in the world of transvestites are
white, old, rich, religious and straight.
So check the panties of those who protest too much.