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Dallas Teacher on American Gladiators Tonight

Posted on January 28th, 2008 3:04pm by Trey Garrison
Filed under Local News

It’s as unlikely a matchup as anything else you’ll see during the writer’s strike — a cougar-aged teacher from a conservative Jewish Dallas school takes on the ambisexual ‘roid poppers from American Gladiators. It’s on tonight. Semper fi, and oy vey.

5 Comments to “Dallas Teacher on American Gladiators Tonight”

Puddin'Tane @ January 28th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

“cougar aged”???

People who perpetuate using this term automatically fall in the Douche category.
dave little @ January 28th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

Wasn’t there a “cougar aged” booth at the Paws in the City
Gala last week? To answer my question, yes, there was.
Seriously? @ January 28th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

Puddin’Tane: you say those who perpetuate the term “cougar aged” automatically fall into the “Douche category?” I guess those who perpetuate “Puddin’Tane” fall into the “I’m not really any more classy than you, just a middle-aged woman who was offended when you stuck me into the category I rightfully belong in” category? IJS.
Cougar Meat @ January 29th, 2008 at 8:55 am

Cougar? I have photos of her “lion” on me.
dave little @ January 29th, 2008 at 9:17 am

I watched it as a warm up for the state of the union. It looks like they have 25 people in the stands and they just use closeup camera angles.
The referee looks like he heads for In and Out Burger after every show. And it sounds like they’ve borrowed the piped in crowd noise from every Mavs home game.