More Stainless Steel

Observations from last night:

  • Tre Wilcox is very muscly. And very sweet to decline Elizabeth’s offer of an after-party so politely. But Tim’s right—wrong move.
  • An entire noble-fir branch of rosemary is too much rosemary to ingest in a single bite. (Ask Adam.)
  • Casey Thompson has amazing posture, and she knows how to work a microphone.
  • Grabbing a fork and sampling the celebrity chefs’ display dishes is never a good idea, and will likely get you kicked out in a hurry.
  • Foodies may love food, but they love to drink even more, as evidenced by the need for a last-minute liquor store run—and those killer white chocolate martinis.
  • Nancy Nichols is a star, as evidenced by the $1,600 one winner bid to accompany her to dinner. On a related note, I’d like to auction off the chance to sit with me at my computer as I scour the Internet for more Tony and Jessica news. Checks can be made payable to me.
3 Comments to “More Stainless Steel”
  • Groove n Lube

    I’d like to sit next to you and stare at you all day you sassy little vixen. Where do I sign up?

  • Not Amused

    Groove, you can start at Tim’s desk, then move onto the Eric test, then Adam’s, then Zac. If you make it that far (and you won’t), there’s plenty more where that came from…

  • Randy Brown

    Poor Ricky.

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