Local Animal Exits This Paradise Theater

Babe the elephantIn tribute to Babe, the 40-year-old ‘phant who died yesterday.

Babe, your train is going. I see it in your eyes.

(Pouring a 40.)

Cue this.

2 Comments to “Local Animal Exits This Paradise Theater”
  • DeeRag

    Eric

    The dung that has come out of Babe’s rear end has contributed more hilarity and insight to our city than you ever have in your 40+ years of hacking.

  • Spamboy

    Poor elephant. I will never forget your death. Nor will you.

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