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What Blonde Celebrity Will Wreck Next Season’s Cowboys?

Posted on January 24th, 2008 1:13pm by Zac Crain
Filed under Celebrity, Sports

Commenter SDM brought up a good point in response to Jessica’s Tony/Jessica post: After the debacles that were Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson, who will be the next blonde celeb to shoot the wheels off a promising run by the ‘Boys? Here’s my short list. Cast your vote or nominate your own in the comments.

12 Comments to “What Blonde Celebrity Will Wreck Next Season’s Cowboys?”

JB @ January 24th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

Lets hope it’s not Ryan Secrest. Romo out. (of the closet)
blueblood @ January 24th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

Considering the regression in Romo’s taste (Britney? Jessica?) all signs point to Paris or Lindsay Lohan being next. One of the Laguna Beach girls isn’t a bad bet either since they seem to like the attention too.
Hopeful @ January 24th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

Please, please, please, please let it be Heidi Montag or Elisha Cuthbert. So hot… want to touch the hiney… ar-oouuuuuuu…
Sean @ January 24th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

How ’bout an Olsen twin? Though I’m old, so I’d prefer Emily Procter.
Missy @ January 24th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

I vote for Jessica! Jessica Jones that is… Because that would just. be. awesome. Plus, with that last name she’s practically related to Jerry and that’s good for business. Not to mention Jessica is totally cute anyway.
dave little @ January 24th, 2008 at 2:03 pm

I think it will be Gary Busey.
BigRusty @ January 24th, 2008 at 2:27 pm

Definitely Johannson … “Johansson encourages responsibility when having sex telling Allure magazine, ‘ get tested for HIV twice a year.’” … I mean, that’s good, right? One less thing for Tony Homo … er.. Romo to worry about
d martin @ January 24th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

Amy Winehouse? Gets good blow
Tony Romo @ January 24th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

Being half Hispanic, I take all references to my hetero manliness very seriously. Please remove Troy from the poll Mr. Crain or you will be hearing from my people.

Thanks for the other suggestions except for Amy (Skank) Winehouse and Gary (Horseface/Insane) Busey. Wouldn’t yall like to see me with that hot French supermodel Tony Parker was banging while little Eva wasn’t looking? IJS
Tony Romo @ January 24th, 2008 at 2:53 pm

BTW, does anyone know the Vegas line on which will happen first: I catch a STD -or- will lead the Cowboys to a Super Bowl victory? Haha, Witten told me that one in Cabo.
Mantooth @ January 24th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

My money is on Pam Anderson. Just the kind of brainless, stupid fun that Romo is looking for. Plus, he doesn’t want to get downstream of Jeter’s STD’s the way that he would be if he hooked it up with Scarlett J.
Neal @ January 24th, 2008 at 5:10 pm

I hear Troy’s not really a blonde. If you know what I mean.