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Hospital Patient Has Gold Teeth Stolen

Posted on January 24th, 2008 9:02am by Tim Rogers
Filed under Crime

Zac, not sure how you overlooked this story in Leading Off. If this turns out the way it looks, they’re going to have to invent a new circle of Hell for the perp.

10 Comments to “Hospital Patient Has Gold Teeth Stolen”

dave little @ January 24th, 2008 at 10:28 am

I don’t know if this is off topic but my brother threw up 5 times this morning. He hasn’t been to the dentist or doctor in years. My spidey senses told me I should go to the Tom Thumb and get him some Gatorade to replace the water loss from the vomit. My brother, when I asked him what flavor he preferred, said “Blue. Or yellow. Anything but red or orange.”
“Light blue or dark blue?” I queried. “Either one,” he responded. I also bought him some Ensure because it was a dollar off the regular price and I always carry my Reward card. Last Saturday they had a grand opening re-opening and were giving away Ipods. That’s a nice gift. I suppose if they were giving away gold teeth and the thief happened to be shopping there this whole mess might not have occurred. That, of course, is pure speculation on my part.
Jay @ January 24th, 2008 at 10:33 am

Loves me some Dave Little
JB @ January 24th, 2008 at 10:49 am

I find it really hard to chew on that story but the bottom line is that one really has to pay through the teeth for Healthcare these days.
Allison @ January 24th, 2008 at 11:13 am

My friend’s son won one of those iPods they were giving away.
Sean @ January 24th, 2008 at 11:23 am

That bites. Call periodontal detective and semi-pro baller Steve Gnash. Hopefully he won’t arrive molared. He’ll get his canines on the trail. In fact it’s on the cusp(id) of being solved. He won’t take you flour(a)ride.
I need to go to Home Depot to buy some enamel.
Daniel @ January 24th, 2008 at 11:33 am

The after-the-jump headline in the print story was “Gold Teeth Linked to Death.”
RLS @ January 24th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

I just heard that the DPD just broadcast an APB on Flavor Flav.
Sean @ January 24th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

Flava. Not Flavor. Flava.
Sean @ January 24th, 2008 at 1:55 pm

Ooooo. Stepped into it. Found it both ways. Hmmm. Isn’t it fun to say DPD APB over and over again?
DeeRag @ January 24th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

In keeping with the dave little attempts at a sense of humor, while he may not have won an Ipod, his brother will be eligible for an Ipeed after he dranks his colorful gatarade.
Thank you very much, I will be performing at Wick’s lounge all week prior to opening for Barbara Cook in the Catskills.