Emmitt Smith Is a Triple Threat

He plays football, he dances, and he helps men get the gray out of their sideburns, beards, and mustaches. An alert FrontBurnervian passes along word of no. 22’s latest endorsement gig.

3 comments

  1. Does he really need the money that bad? It’s just sad. Maybe Wade Wilson can do a Viagra commercial? And Michael Irvin can bring back Hooked on Phonics.

    @ 8:58 am on January 22, 2008
  2. “No play for Mr. Gray !”

    @ 10:30 am on January 22, 2008
  3. Does he even have hair? I thought he shaved his head…

    @ 11:42 am on January 22, 2008