Emmitt Smith Is a Triple Threat

Posted on January 22nd, 2008 8:46am by Adam McGill
Filed under Celebrity

He plays football, he dances, and he helps men get the gray out of their sideburns, beards, and mustaches. An alert FrontBurnervian passes along word of no. 22’s latest endorsement gig.

3 Comments to “Emmitt Smith Is a Triple Threat”
  • dave little @ January 22nd, 2008 at 8:58 am

    Does he really need the money that bad? It’s just sad. Maybe Wade Wilson can do a Viagra commercial? And Michael Irvin can bring back Hooked on Phonics.

  • JA @ January 22nd, 2008 at 10:30 am

    “No play for Mr. Gray !”

  • Julie @ January 22nd, 2008 at 11:42 am

    Does he even have hair? I thought he shaved his head…

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