So apparently I was incorrect as to when they were airing the Dallas auditions, unless it was a two-parter. But the local kiddos were on the air last night, and some of Dallas’ finest came out to represent. Here, in case you, like me, missed it—a smattering of the attendees:




Is that Bob Sturm in the tank top?
Ladies and gentlemen…the future of our country.
[gunshot]
Just a little too much hair to be sturm.