Also, Both Teams Were Extremely Punctual

I just got my copy of Dallas Cowboys Star Magazine, the weekly Valley Ranch-endorsed publication that is unabashedly rah-rah for the home team. I half-wondered how they’d cover Sunday’s loss on the cover. I need not wonder no more. But somehow “Barber Starts: Rushes for 129 Yards” fails to capture the, uh, essence of the game. To be fair, the inside story is headlined “Stunning Setback!”