Word to the Wise

Of course, big wins last night for Barack Obama (whoop) and Mike Huckabee. In the post-caucus wrap-up, the latter’s campaign manager Chip Saltsman cites one reason among many for his candidate’s success: the man behind the man (in footage of his victory speech, that is).

“You can’t even estimate the Chuck Norris factor.”

That sounds like the first half of a Chuck Norris fact. The second half would read something like: “To do so requires languages that have not been invented yet and numbers too big for this universe.”

6 Comments to “Word to the Wise”
  • Gwyon

    I’m gonna jump on “sites” before Tim does.

  • Adam McGill

    @Gwyon: Noted and fixed. Grazie.

  • Jack Jett

    Everytime I see Chuck Norris he looks more and more like Meg Ryan.

  • Robb

    Only in your dreams Jack. Only in your dreams.

  • DM

    Huckabee has Ed Rollins to? Rollins and Norris?? That’s equal to about 4 Karl Roves and the Egyptian god Horus.

  • sk

    “Time waits for no man - unless that man is Chuck Norris.”

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