A New Dallas-Related Reality TV Show That I May Or May Not Have Heard of Before, Because, I’m Sorry, It’s Just Too Hard to Keep Track of Them All

A friendly FrontBurnervian passed along the link to TVLand’s High School Reunion, which will air this March. The premise is to reunite a dozen classmates from the 1987 graduating class at J.J. Pearce for a two-week stint in Hawaii.

Have you ever been to a wine tasting where you actually swallow the samples of wine instead being all Sideways-y and spitting ‘em out? You start to just drink ’cause it’s there, you know? There’s just so much wine to be consumed. Point is, you lose your discerning capabilities. You don’t know if it’s a high-dollar pinot or store-bought swill. I guess what I’m trying to say is: That show looks as though it might actually be watchable.