Leading Off
1. New homes in University Park may have to construct larger garages in an effort to keep cars off the streets. (I’m all in favor of this, as it really slows me down when I’m trying to cut through the Park Cities.) And remember, the homes with more than 8K square feet must have four spaces!
2. “So, I’m trying to take the new HOV lane on Central, but I’m in the opposite lane, and the sign comes up, and I’m not really paying attention, so by the time I get over, I’ve missed my exit. That’s a story, right?”
3. Pegasus News points out that Dallas-based GodTube.com has launched a virtual bible and a virtual prayer wall. Some of the wall’s categories include Lust, Love, and Loss. So, yes, Tony Romo could tag his prayer in all three categories. (RIM SHOT!)
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Could ya’ll ease up on the born-agains? The lions were bad, but we may not survive Frontburner…
amanda…
The born agains currently rule the world….from the Bush’s of Nazereth, to the Delays of Jeruselum (sp) to the Haggerd of Meth, Wick of D and of course the Lyons of the Observer.
I would say you guys are in tip top shape for your upcoming Jeebusathon.
GotTube has turned down every video I have sent in. Seems (and this is true) you can submit a video with the words *** but not with the word gay.
Thats why, Jeebus is just alright with me.
You are gay? Who woulda thunk it?
amanda..
NO, let’s be very clear. I am NOT gay. I have never been gay. I have never had sex with a man. I have no desire to have sex with a man. I have been happily married to my beautiful Suzanne Craig and we have children which is proof that I could never be gay.
I am sorry if I might have left you with the wrong impression. You might be confused as I live so close to I-35.
With 4 car garages on lot line to lot line home construction, are trees and lawns endangered species in UP?
I thought the black helicopter people blamed everything on the masons and Hebrews,but it was me, all along, solely responsible for the plight of gays. Wow, thanks.
amanda
afraid so. it is an awesome responsibility but, if it makes you feel any better, i think you are doing one heckuva job there.
be very careful around the gay masons around this time of the year as they will try and force a spiral ham on you.
Re: Garages in UP - My favorite line from the article: “Though Ledbetter supports the proposal, several builders say it could reduce the prices of new homes.” Seriously? Isn’t this home (1,331 sq. ft. on the market for $510K) a good example of the fact that size of living space doesn’t really have much to do with the price of a home in UP? IJS.
http://www.ebby.com/details/-2513719.html
Are there really tens of thousands of people waiting to use the HOV lanes? If it’s like I-35 that would be about 4,000 single occupied vehicles using the lanes illegally, 2,000 moms with kids, 1,000 lawn crews and 3,000 actual commuters. I really with they would just add an extra lane for everyone to use.