Jessimo Spotted Less Than a Mile From the Office

An eagle-eyed FBvian sends word that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo were spotted last night oh-so-close to D headquarters:

Jessica and Tony were spotted at Bob’s Steakhouse last night…

Surely someone out there was enjoying a lovely Bob’s steak last night. Reports please.

11 Comments to “Jessimo Spotted Less Than a Mile From the Office”
  • CDD

    Not me, but I was eating dinner at Carrabba’s where the station playing on the tv over the bar was replaying that loop of JSimp shaking her funbags at the game over and over again for at least 20 minutes. Gosh I hope there was a tv tuned to that station somewhere at Bob’s.

  • Josh Pearson

    If there was it probably caused Romo to trip the waiter, spill red wine on Jessica’s dress, drop his plate of food on the floor and wreck his car trying to get it out of valet. She seems to have that effect on the poor boy…

  • jrp

    …on all boys

  • jrp

    even her daddy…

  • Puddin'Tane

    While Jessimo had steak at Bob’s their friend and advisor T.O. was hanging at Nobu… without any woman on his arm.

    Looks like T.O. puts his game where his mouth is.

  • Bethany

    What happened to the no-nookie-48-hours-before the-game rule?

  • jrp

    there are no rules anymore

    let your teammates down each december with a fling with some blonde floosie

    elbow your way to the front to see your 4-year-old pee himself on stage during the Christmas show

    comfort your child while remainig on stage during said Christmas show

    be on your cell phone while crossing three lanes of traffic to your exit, cutting umpteen folks off on the way

    whatever, man, do whatever you want

    and if someone tries to stop you, just belittle them on your blog

  • Daniel

    Or in the FrontBurner comments section.

  • Bethany

    Maybe he should try brunettes. IJS

  • Sarah

    “Jessimo?” Dumb. “Yoko Romo” is funnier.

  • JohnBoy

    Tony probably had a nice “pink taco” last night!!!

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