Jessica “The Cooler” Simpson Settles In
For Cowboys fans hoping that Jessica Simpson would be turned off by Tony Romo’s dreadful performance against the Eagles (22.2 QB rating yesterday, down from 107) and skedaddle back to L.A., think again. Not only did she anger the football gods by bastardizing ToRo’s No. 9 jersey, we also have confirmation that she has rented a home for an extended stay in an upscale near-North Dallas neighborhood.
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JESSICA: Gee, Dad, thanks for setting up the first date between me and Tony. And, I’m glad you can come to the game with me. But don’t you think it’s in really bad taste to wear an Eagle Green shirt when we’re sitting in Tony’s suite?
JOE: Nah. Everybody knows I’m all about bad taste.
tony’s own kryptonite…
POOF… be gone please!
Like I said in Bull Durham–”never f— with a hot streak.” Applies to football just as much as baseball….
Can Jerry name J-Sim “diva non grata” in the new stadium? Please?
As Kevin said. And this too…
Well, I believe in the soul, the c*ck, the pu**y, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Oh mmmyyyyyy.
That “bastardized” NFL jersey is a product of a joint effort by the NFL and the Susan Komen Foundation to raise money for breast cancer research. Why do you want to make fun of sick women? Are you in favor of breast cancer?
I think its great that Tony is aligning himself with a woman of accomplishment. You, like myself, are probably often absent-mindingly whistling one of her many #1 songs that are constantly on the radio, oh wait – sorry. Well then, I guess we’re just pleasantly recalling snippets of her well-received and successful movies, oh wait – sorry.
Look out that window: there are 100’s of women better looking and brighter than that dim bulb.
Romo is playing with karma if he allows her pimp of a dad to continue to use him to publicize his idiot daughter. This is the litmus test for whether or not Romo is going to the Hall of Fame. With her: the toilet bowl. Without her: Super Bowls.
No, sorry try again Mr. Marks! Susan G Komen has reported that the jersey has nothing to do with them! Everything pink is not a product of SGK, and I am a supporter of all things Susan G. Komen!