Janelle Thompson, What Do You Want For Christmas?
[Exclusive: Must credit FrontBurner] “I guess, in retrospect, I would have to say a bigger caliber handgun. I mean, a .22 is just fine when you’re trying to scatter a couple of possums or break up a dust-up at the trailer park. But when you’re trying to kill your son-in-law, on orders from your daughter, while he’s going to town on a slice of cake, you really need the stopping power of a Desert Eagle .45, or maybe a snub-nosed .38. What’s that? I don’t think the kind of cake he was eating at the time is relevant. Well, I don’t care if your boss thinks it’s funny. Where’d you say you work again? Oh. I thought it was D Home. Jailer? I’m ready to go.”
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Ever have days when nothing seems to go right?
She also failed to kill herself with 2 shots.
Very bad day for Ms. Thompson
Better go for the full .500. She has a face that could stop an elephant in its track allready though.
http://www.smith-wesson.com/we.....sFirearm=Y
My wife told me that we should save her photo, “To prove to our kids that … ‘if you keep making that face it will freeze that way.’”
I would think she would like Teeth for Christmas…IJS
Isn’t she the woman from “Throw Momma from the Train?”
You’re right on that Desert Eagle, Zac-Man.
I picked up the 0.50 caliber model along with a Glock 19 on a lark a few weeks back and took both to the DFW Gun Range on West Mockingbird.
After the shock wave of the first Desert Eagle round settled, all you could hear from the GangBangers next to me with the AK-12s was sputtering exclamation “HOLY SH*T! WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT?!?”
Bitter beer face?
It’s hard to believe this woman worked her way through college modeling for Calvin Klein.
Since when did D start posting scientific pics of Black Holes???
She use to sing back up for Kajagoogoo. She hasn’t aged well, but hey, who has?
Did Wick’s mom ever get her money from
CountryWide?