Fun With DMN Headlines, Stereotypes

“Faced with Wii shortage,  Nintendo to offer rain checks at GameStop”

NINTENDO SPOKESMAN: And so, to sum up, since retailers are facing a Wii shortage, we’re offering rain checks at GameStop locations.

IRISH REPORTER: Excuse me, sir, a wee shortage of what?

NINTENDO SPOKESMAN: I don’t understand the question. It’s like I said: “A Wii shortage.”

IRISH REPORTER: A wee shortage of what? Super Mario Galaxy? Masters of Illusion? What?

And … scene.