Quotes I’ve Heard Today That Made Me Laugh

“When something good happens to the Cowboys and Wade Phillips gets excited and pumps his fist, doesn’t he look like a guy whose name was just called as the next contestant on the Price is Right?” — caller to KTCK 1310 The Ticket morning show

“Avi Adelman is the Al Sharpton of code enforcement.” — Zac Crain, during a story meeting

3 Comments to “Quotes I’ve Heard Today That Made Me Laugh”
  • Missy

    Wade Phillips, the Jones’ and other Cowboy executives also do a pretty mean “Soldier Boy Dance.” Funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Now I completely understand why there were no cameras allowed at the Cowboys Holiday party! Be watching for something to sneak on YouTube.

  • Gordo's id

    Keyshawn chiming in on TO’s tuna diss.
    “People have always told me that one thing that you never want to do is get into a pi$$ing match with a skunk, because they’ll pi$$ all over you, and you’ll like it. And they’ll like it, better yet.”

    Is Keyshawn saying he likes skunk urine? Kinky, bro.

  • Avi S. Adelman

    I prefer to be referred to as the Al Sharpton of Resident Parking Only.

    Code enforcement is a city problem - and I emphasize the word ‘problem.’

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