“When something good happens to the Cowboys and Wade Phillips gets excited and pumps his fist, doesn’t he look like a guy whose name was just called as the next contestant on the Price is Right?” — caller to KTCK 1310 The Ticket morning show
“Avi Adelman is the Al Sharpton of code enforcement.” — Zac Crain, during a story meeting

Wade Phillips, the Jones’ and other Cowboy executives also do a pretty mean “Soldier Boy Dance.” Funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Now I completely understand why there were no cameras allowed at the Cowboys Holiday party! Be watching for something to sneak on YouTube.
Keyshawn chiming in on TO’s tuna diss.
“People have always told me that one thing that you never want to do is get into a pi$$ing match with a skunk, because they’ll pi$$ all over you, and you’ll like it. And they’ll like it, better yet.”
Is Keyshawn saying he likes skunk urine? Kinky, bro.
I prefer to be referred to as the Al Sharpton of Resident Parking Only.
Code enforcement is a city problem - and I emphasize the word ‘problem.’