Troy Aikman Runs Topless Through Highland Park

Posted on December 11th, 2007 9:10am by Tim Rogers
Filed under Celebrity, Crime, Local News

I am told that one of our sales reps got a ticket yesterday for talking on her cell while driving through a school zone in HP, which we all know is illegal now. The important reason she was on the phone? She had just spotted a shirtless, jogging Troy Aikman, and she’d called a friend to say how “hot” he looked.

Here’s the thing. If you’re Troy Aikman, do you jog shirtless? I mean, apparently you do. But really? I don’t know why, but if you reach a certain level of celebrity, I think you have to keep the shirt on. Maybe because you just know someone is going to snap a cellphone pic of you. Speaking of which, we’ve got the separation of church and state here, so I can’t go yell at a sales rep. But, Wick? Failing to take a pic of a shirtless, jogging Troy Aikman — fireable offense?

Correction: The sales rep has informed me that Aikman wasn’t shirtless. Just sleeveless. But she did confirm that he was so hot that she had to make a phone call and point out the hotness to a friend.

15 comments

  1. i saw channel 5’s mike snyder running shirtless while eating a ham.

    @ 9:31 am on December 11, 2007

  2. My form is perfect – I’m like Jerry Rice. Feel that stride, so fluid and fast. I’ve got the stride of a gazelle: a beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now. It’s that long, lean muscle I’ve worked so hard to achieve. I should’ve popped my shirt off first…ah god**mit, I really should’ve popped that shirt off. I wonder if there are any women watching from the sidelines? [gets beaned in the head with a football and collapses] – from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”

    @ 9:38 am on December 11, 2007

  3. It was Jerry Jones. Common mistake.

    @ 9:56 am on December 11, 2007

  4. I saw Reagan Hickey running shirtless thru Denton and I threw up

    @ 10:43 am on December 11, 2007

  5. I heard Skip Bayless was watching too

    @ 10:45 am on December 11, 2007

  6. I wonder if Troy got a ticket for running in HP. HP recently reinstigated it’s practice of ticketing runners who are not on the sidewalk.

    @ 10:49 am on December 11, 2007

  7. I saw Rowdy Hating Walt running thru Oakcliff and I stopped and ask for his autograph and he told me not till I banged Bad Kitty. More BAD radio

    @ 10:50 am on December 11, 2007

  8. Who is Reagan Hickey?

    @ 10:52 am on December 11, 2007

  9. I ran naked for about 8 miles last night. Then again I was high on coke.

    @ 10:53 am on December 11, 2007

  10. We were taping for the Gordon Keith Show and Troy took his shirt off for us to do the bit…trust me it will be funny

    @ 10:57 am on December 11, 2007

  11. that was not a ham that was my wife

    @ 10:59 am on December 11, 2007

  12. Wish I could find someone to have modsecks with.

    @ 11:00 am on December 11, 2007

  13. I hear NFiMB is available, check adult friend finder

    @ 11:02 am on December 11, 2007

  14. Maybe he should have done that around his dealership and it would not of had to close.

    @ 11:04 am on December 11, 2007

  15. I was kind of hoping a certain naughty baby cat would come along.

    @ 11:16 am on December 11, 2007