1. Assistant Managing Editor Stacey Yervasi, after running the White Rock Marathon this weekend, will hear the chant “259!” much of the day.
2. Simple rule: You drive erratically on Belt Line Road, try to speed away, hit another car, and try to run over a cop, well, then, you might get yourself shot by the Addy Po-Po.
3. Detroit Lions quarterback Jon Kitna — despite giving up “heavy drinking, shoplifting, and casual sex” for a devout Christian lifestyle — still got served by Jedi Knight Tony Romo, who led the Cowboys to a comeback victory.
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The best part was when he used the Jedi Mind Trick on Paris Lenon: “You don’t want to fall on it; you want to pick it up.”
I pray, PRAY, dear Cowboys fans, that we keep our pride in check. Karma can be a wicked beast and pride goeth before an early playoff exit. Yes, Tony Romo is great, but Roy Williams is still the starting safety.
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