Project Runway Report: Crazy Seems Sadly Normal These Days

Dear Elisa,

I’m not sure where to start. I’m feeling so sad and confused. When Project Runway began, there was so much promise of good TV, what with the naps, and the grass stain, and the ridiculously flowy dress your model tripped on. Since then, you’ve been so quiet. Despite using your own spit to mark your garment in the Tiki Barber challenge, the resulting menswear look was well-constructed and quite dapper. Not crazy at all.

Elisa, the show is so boring without your “quirks.” Without them, we only have ridiculous non-arguing between Ricky and whats-her-name, Christian, who forces us to cover our ears and sing “la-la-la-la” when he speaks, and Chris, who is very large, but makes small jackets out of our grandmother’s bedspread. Well, we don’t even have that last one anymore, now do we.

We’re begging you–give us something. Otherwise, it’s “Dirty, Sexy Money” next week for sure.

XO,

Your Dallas Fans