Rowdy, What Do You Want For Christmas?
“What do you think I want, son? I want this crowd to make a little noise! WOOO! Come on! The ‘Boys need you, baby! WOOOOO! Let’s do this! Let me hear it! WOOOOO! Is that all you got? I said, let me hear it! WOOOOOOOO! All right, all right. Everyone on the left say, ‘GO!’ OK, now! Everybody on the right say, ‘COWBOYS!’ All right! That’s more like it! WOOOOOOOO! Yeaaaah! That’s what I’m talking about! WOOOOOOOOOO! Also, I’d like everyone to take a second and think about what’s going on in Darfur.” [dumps a bucket of popcorn through T.O.'s facemask]
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Dear Santa,
Will you tell my daddy to let me take off this costume and let me sit next to him and bubba Stephen.
Regards,
Jerry Jr.
Perhaps we could send Rowdy on a long term humanitarian mission to Darfur. A very long term. Uh, ……and then set him to roam freely deep in the al-anbar province.
I say we just let an opposing team have him for just 5 minutes.
And you can take “have him” any way you want.
Kathy Griffin tells a great story about how Rowdy came on to Jane Fonda at a benefit.
Zac really captures the essence of Rowdy to the point I can almost smell his pervy breath.