1) Today’s story of two teens getting busted after posting their criminal hijinks on teh Internets is brought to you by Southlake. (Way to go, Paul.)
2) If you haven’t been paying your tollway and zipcash tolls, here’s your rationalization.
3) And a news crew reporting on a crime story become victims of crime. No joke necessary.

Wikipedia is not a reliable source.
Jeez Trey, I can’t believe you would link to Wikipedia for internet pop culture references. What were you thinking? You should have used something much more reliable like http://www.urbandictionary.com.
Duh.