Frosty the Snowman Abducted

Kudos to the Associated Press writer who penned the last line of this story about a 42-foot-tall snowman that was stolen in Tyler (and kudos to the alert FBvian who spotted it).

6 Comments to “Frosty the Snowman Abducted”
  • dave little

    Do you mean “abducted”? I don’t mean to get all marty cortland on you, tim, but come on.

  • dave little

    no fair changing it now.

  • Doc JB

    True. When one ADducts ones arm, one brings it towards the body. When on ABducts the arm they draw it away, as in a clockwise motion. Just a litlle FYI.

    ab·duct·ed, ab·duct·ing, ab·ducts

    1.To carry off by force; kidnap.
    2.To draw away from the midline of the body or from an adjacent part or limb

    ad·duct·ed, ad·duct·ing, ad·ducts

    To draw inward toward the median axis of the body or toward an adjacent part or limb.

  • Maggs

    Yeah, but how do you know he’s really male? :-)

  • Amanda

    Maggs, you have to check for snow balls.

  • Marcus

    Or the large carrot.

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