The Monday Morning Haiku

What? You thought we’d given up on the haiku? Please. Here’s your 5-7-5 answer to “How was your weekend?”

Hanging Christmas lights
While wearing shorts and t-shirt
Inconvenient truth?

9 Comments to “The Monday Morning Haiku”
  • Brenda

    An inconvenience to the inconvenient truth?

    I remember one Christmas in the late 60s, early 70s where we all wore shorts on Christmas Day.

  • dave little

    football on sunday
    let’s put up Christmas lights now
    married life is great

  • Nate

    Was this yesterday before the weather changed? I was doing the same around 4pm, just as the wind shifted and got cooler.

  • Eternal Gift

    Pints at local pub
    Xmas party Saturday
    B C S is bad

  • dave little

    i’m marty cortland
    my servants put up the lights
    i am everyman

  • Trey Garrison

    For the second time,
    Dog dislocates his back leg.
    Surgery today.

  • Sean

    Dressed up as Santa
    For Animal Defense League
    Did not get bitten

  • Trey Garrison

    At last the phone rings,
    Harley is awake post op.
    He will run again.

  • dave little

    by the way, Nate’s haiku was terrible.

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