Paul Kix’s Decimation of Southlake is Complete

Since Paul Kix’s cover story on Southlake ran:

  1. Southlake Carroll lost for the first time in 48 games.
  2. Former SC coach Todd Dodge’s North Texas squad endured a 2-10 season.
  3. Former Southlake QB Chase Daniel spit the bit in Missouri’s biggest game.
  4. Southlake Carroll fumbled its way out of the playoffs, ending its string of state titles.

If it were me, I’d move out of Southlake until this all blows over. Or at least install a panic room in my house.

3 Comments to “Paul Kix’s Decimation of Southlake is Complete”
  • JB

    Don’t forget:

    #5. Chase Daniel picks his nose and eats his boogers on national TV.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEW8_KVhDFE

  • Don

    Losing football teams, a disgraced hero, booger eating…what the hell is going on in Southlake!!? I can’t take any more of this. I’m moving to Plano where the football team is still in the playoffs.

  • Spamboy

    Good thing that cameras don’t follow *my* every move, or they’d be catching me eat alot more than just boogers. Poor dude!

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