This Christmas, Give Your Daughter the Gift of Body-Image Issues

Posted on November 27th, 2007 3:58pm by Jessica Jones
Filed under Local News

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What do you get when you mix popular childhood playthings, blue eye shadow, and inevitable eating disorders? Why, it’s the new Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Barbie dolls, of course! Pre-order now, and for a limited time, you’ll get a free NFL Series 15 Tony Romo action figure to teach your little DCCs-in-training that the girl with the tiniest thighs gets the guy. Self-loathing sold separately.

3 Comments to “This Christmas, Give Your Daughter the Gift of Body-Image Issues”
  • Ziggy Stardust @ November 28th, 2007 at 2:35 am

    Why hate on Romo, the cheerleaders and Barbie? SOMEbody seems to have issues… Thinly disguised self-loathing included, apparently.

  • Dirt Monkey @ November 28th, 2007 at 10:00 am

    I choose hot Latina DCC Barbie!

  • DA @ November 28th, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    G.I. Joes everywhere are thrilled.

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