“I think it goes without saying that I’m thankful to be the quarterback of such a great team and a member of such a fine organization as the Dallas Cowboys. And that Jerry and everyone else stood by me after the botched hold against the Seahawks, and a summer spent courting public embarrassment across the country. I just try to keep smiling and take it one game at a time, you know, and that’s worked out pretty well so far. That said, what I’m most thankful for is that I’m me and you’re not. Scoreboard.”