Tom Leppert, What Are You Thankful For?

“Well, obviously, I’m thankful to be mayor of such a fine city. Moreover, I’m especially happy that the recent Trinity vote was able to bring the citizens of Dallas together. But, I guess, if I’m being really honest with myself, what I’m most thankful for is that God has blessed me with such long, slender, not-scary-at-all fingers. So, yeah, I’d have to say I’m thankful for the scissorhands.”