Phantom Tollbooth

Do not ask by whom the toll is paid. It is paid for by Maxwell House. At least, that’s what one Plano-living FrontBurnervian reports. He said the George Bush Tollway had one of those electrical construction signs, the kind that inform drivers of lane closings and the like. Yesterday he noted that the sign read, “Free tolls, 7am - 9am, brought to you by Maxwell House.” Smart.