Metroplex, What Are You Thankful For?

“Well, for one thing, I’m thankful that far fewer people confuse me with a certain metropolitan area in North Texas. [coughDallas-FortWorthcough] So, yeah, that’s been nice. I thought Metroplex was going to have to unleash his full arsenal on the puny humans. But, you know, I can’t lie to you. What I’m most thankful for is how Transformers did at the box office. I wasn’t able to be in the first one, but I was talking to Shia the other day, and let me tell you, you will be seeing a different side of Metroplex come summer 2009. Spoiler alert: there’s a love scene.”