Fake Dirk, What Are You Thankful For?

“Dude, are you serious? Look at me. Do you know how many times I had to go as Shaggy for Halloween before Dirk came to town? I’ll save you the trouble: a lot. Now, all I need is a No. 41 jersey and my fall-down juice and the party is on. What’s that, bro? Hold on, I’m talking to this reporter dude. Dude, Steve, I said in a minute. Anyway, what was I saying? Right. If I put on some upper body mass, I might be able to pull this off for real, at like Medici or something. So, yeah, to answer your question, I’m thankful for weed.”