Seems tomorrow’s Dallas Observer will shed a little more light on the mysterious disappearance of Greg “The Hammer” Williams from local radio airwaves. Can’t wait. In the meantime, since Williams has been gone, Mike Rhyner has referred to The Hardline, the show they once co-hosted, as “Afternoon Drive Radio Program” or something similarly generic. Whether Hammer comes back or not, the show needs a new name, even if it’s only temporary. Here’s my shortlist, and then I’ll hang up and listen.
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Remember Indy Car Timm (long time ago Saturday show on the Ticket)? He received an email from Rhyner with the following quote regarding Greggo;
“Greggo has exhausted any and all professional regard and personal goodwill I might’ve once had for him. I hope he never comes back.”
Wow, way to throw the guy under the bus there, hoss…
The Afternoon Cloud Extravaganza.
Funtime With Grubes.
Where’s Newy?
The Rhyner’s Dead and Greggo Ain’t Feeling That Well Daytime Thing.
The Three To Seven ****-Off.
Four Hours of Shark Jumping.
Can we just have the Dunham and Miller show re-played every day during afternoon drive?
“Hey, Dill! We Are Mailing It In Show.”
“The Petty Theft Promo Show”
“The Bathroom Humor Extravaganza”
I like the Afternoon Cloud Extravaganza. Plus it already has a theme song.
How about extending “Why today doesn’t suck” to last until 7:00?
The I love OU and USC and I don’t care if nobody else cares coachs show.
“The Seventeen Minutes of Taped Commercials Interrupting Forty Three Minutes of Self Promotion, Every Hour on the Hour Craptacular”
Maybe that’s too wordy. Shorten to “Why Today Does Suck”
The remaining HL crew is filling in capably. After all, could it be any worse than the old days of Chuck Cooperstein milking the clock during that same timeslot?
Really BAD Radio.
White Zinfandel.
Fun Babies in Boyd.
Vigor S%it.
The Rapidly Going Limp Line. Pretty bad when the best part of the show is old Greggo drops.
Daddy Touched Me There
Oh God, I’m Horny
Taming the Peanut Cobra
Bombast and Esoterica
Taking Over Norm’s Slot
How about “The Decomposing Upon Their Laurels Show”?
I have a name for Rhynes’ penis: Dunkleosteus
Who is the guy on with the show today?
The Human Fund
Drive-time time waste
The Marconi Grill
Yeah, I’ve got nothin’.
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I like the last one, Zac, but only if Greggo comes back as a swarthy Neapolitan.
How about “The Dead Rhyner Mail-in-Show” presented by commercial interruption every 30 seconds.
I am honored to have been mentioned on Frontburner. Gordo leads me in mentions, though, 173-1.
HL officially renamed: The Kid from Deliverance Tossing Rhyner’s Salad from 3-7 Wishing They Were Really Involved in Music
hey cheers for that… very informative – i’ve added your blog to my netvibes account – thanks