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Fearing’s Food Fight Update

The Rattlesnake Bar (Pit?) at Fearing’s is the hottest bar in town. The people are pretty, the drinks are stiff, and the action is rowdy. Our on-the-scene FB Foodie who witnessed the fight, follows up with this report:

I was back in the Ritz for dinner tonight and was told it [the fight] was a wedding party that had spilled over from Sambucca and there were a handful of drunks from the Margarita Ball.

Whoa, that’s a lethal combination for a bar brawl, y’all. Another round for my snitch.

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3 Comments to “Fearing’s Food Fight Update”
  • Sarah

    Even this New Yorker knows the word is punctuated “y’all”…

    Boy, though, I do wish we had these stories in my neck of the woods. The last fight I saw in a bar involved an effete Brooklynite and a couldn’t-hold-his-liquor college student arguing over the proximity of Rochester to Rhode Island. Good times, good times.

  • Nancy Nichols

    Sarah, thanks for the lesson. I’m a writer not a speller. Bless you.

  • G.Joseph

    I was not at Rattlesnake that evening, but I’m sure this bout of Dallas’ finest Dbags was triggered by something like: (insert your favorite)

    1 – How much ya bench?
    2 – My girl friend’s are bigger than your girlfriend’s!
    3 – My untucked shirt is way cooler than yours.
    4 – RR Sport, gimme a break!
    5 – My daddy has more money than your daddy.
    6 – Beautiful Room, I am the Beautiful Room!
    7 – Nice fauxhawk Bro!
    8 – We only drink Ketel here, you gotta problem with that?
    9 – Go back to Carson’s chump!
    10 – Are those Bugle Boy jeans you’re wearing?
    11 – Don’t bump into me. I’m VIP everywhere!
    12 – Ghost Bar is down the street pal.
    13 – Nice tan! Which Ompa Lumpa were you?
    14 – Jerk Store called … (for you Seinfeld fans)