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Jessica Simpson to Star in Major Embarrassment

Posted on November 9th, 2007 2:04pm by Zac Crain
Filed under Celebrity, Entertainment

Go here to see the trailer for Major Movie Star, the forthcoming “film” (for lack of a better word) from Jessica Simpson. A few thoughts:

  1. If I were casting a mash-up remake of Private Benjamin and Stripes, I don’t think Jessica Simpson makes the call sheet.
  2. If the rest of the movie has anything at all in common with the trailer, I think audiences will join writers on the picket line. (Zing! That’s topical humor, people.)
  3. There is not near enough Steve Guttenberg.
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7 Comments to “Jessica Simpson to Star in Major Embarrassment”
  • CDD @ November 9th, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    Did anyone see her on the CMAs the other night? She seemed a little lost out there in the audience. Every time the camera panned her, I got the feeling that someone just out of frame was jangling car keys to get her to smile or not look like she’d been dropped off at the wrong party by her Dad.

  • BigRusty @ November 9th, 2007 at 2:45 pm

    I think “More Guttenberg” will soon replace “More Cowbell” in popular lexicon….

  • Melissa @ November 9th, 2007 at 3:33 pm

    Definitely needs more cowbell.

  • MD @ November 9th, 2007 at 3:53 pm

    nice work, Crain. The aforementioned vitriol has been brought today on the slick-hair, pompous Parkie that is your boss and on Richardson’s worst export since Jeff Agoos’ hair.

  • Zac Crain @ November 9th, 2007 at 4:03 pm

    I’m just getting in game shape.

  • TONI @ November 10th, 2007 at 7:03 am

    LOVED IT!CAN’T WAIT TILL IT COMES OUT! LOVE HER!

  • Gino's Sub Shop @ November 11th, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    Typical Dallas broad. Acts tough with no muff