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Motorcade Motors through Highland Park

Posted on November 8th, 2007 4:04pm by Tim Rogers
Filed under Local News

From a FrontBurnervian in the field:

There was a very tight motorcade of three Suburbans with nice-looking men in sunglasses guarding the doors with big fancy guns, rolling through Highland Park today around 1 p.m. Any idea who’s in town???

16 Comments to “Motorcade Motors through Highland Park”

Nathan @ November 8th, 2007 at 4:10 pm

Laura Bush is in town, if DMN reports correctly.
Blake @ November 8th, 2007 at 4:11 pm

Condi, I believe. Supposed to be meeting with DMN Ed Board tomorrow. Must have a speech to give somewhere in town.
MD @ November 8th, 2007 at 4:13 pm

could be Gen. Musharraf’s peeps coming to get his doc. Wonder if Benazir Bhutto has any bizarre Dallas connections as well.

I kinda hope not.

the target on our fair town’s back just got bigger.
Sean @ November 8th, 2007 at 4:22 pm

W. was down here in San Antonio today. Maybe they dropped Laura off on the way down here.
Gwyon @ November 8th, 2007 at 4:24 pm

It’s probably Jackie Mason.
MD @ November 8th, 2007 at 4:25 pm

or Eric Lindros’ Mom coming to pick up Nancy.
MH @ November 8th, 2007 at 4:34 pm

Was it Laura Bush scoping out her future residence?
Amy @ November 8th, 2007 at 4:36 pm

It’s Laura Bush. Clearly here for SMU homecoming. Pony Up!
Bill M. @ November 8th, 2007 at 4:52 pm

Long trail of big black limos with humongous police escort just went south on Webb Chapel from Walnut Hill. Was this a Bush rush?
JB @ November 8th, 2007 at 4:59 pm

It was the secret service taking all of Angela Hunts “Uncounted” voting ballaots out of Dallas at the request of Tom Leppert.
MD @ November 8th, 2007 at 7:54 pm

I got it. It is Abthernabther going to pick up his new Duncan Quinn bespoke. Duh.
Oak Cliff Mudd @ November 9th, 2007 at 10:54 am

I think it was Wick Allison on his way to UT Southwestern for his annual penile implant surgery. They know how to treat a real high-roller.
Wylie H. @ November 9th, 2007 at 12:33 pm

Whoever it was appeared to be partying down at the W last night.
Jack Jett @ November 9th, 2007 at 1:11 pm

Oak Cliff Mud….

Was Mike Huckabee with Wick?

As Dallas is outside the green zone, it could have very well been Blackwater.

Jack Jett
Tim Rogers @ November 9th, 2007 at 2:48 pm

Oak Cliff Mudd, I liked your UT Southwestern joke — until you went penile with it. Especially since the notion of an “annual penile implant” is senseless (in an unfunny way). I know there’s a writer’s strike on, so perhaps you didn’t have an opportunity to workshop your joke. Next time, though, consider your options. Here’s the first one that came to me:

“It was Wick Allison on his way to UT Southwestern for his daily sponge bath.”

See? Still a sex joke. Just a bit classier.
Bethany @ November 9th, 2007 at 3:57 pm

I agree. Penile implant jokes are squicky.