Trinity Conspiracy Theories

A friend called yesterday afternoon, furious, convinced he’d slowly come upon a successful Vote No tactic: Yesterday after lunch, he had business in Duncanville (I’m assuming at the Cherry Pit). He said once he exited the Dallas North Tollway south onto I-35, bam, he hit gridlock. When he finally passed the mixmaster, he said there was a lone vehicle in the middle lane, turned off, with nobody in it. Then he hit 35 south of town. Bam, again, a parking lot. He says, again, it takes a half-hour before coming to the source of the problem, which was another car in the middle lane. “I’m sure this was intentional,” said the friend, a lawyer who has been in the Vote Yes camp for weeks. “Because right now I’d vote for 10 tollways! It’s diabolical and genius.”

6 comments

  1. http://dallasmorningviews.beloblog.com/archives/2007/11/election_predic_4.html

    Does this post on the DMN Editorial Blog make anybody wonder about how informed they are?

    @ 12:54 pm on November 6, 2007
  2. As a fan of conspiracy theories, I like where this guy’s head is at. I would have liked it more if he had involved the explosion that shut down I-35, I-30, and life as we know it a few months back. I spent a month on the road that day.

    Unfortunately, as someone with a longtime hatred of driving and drivers, I have to say this is standard operating procedure. Every car in town could have its own individual road and there would still be delays.

    @ 12:56 pm on November 6, 2007
  3. If this happens during morning rush hour, call me.

    @ 1:48 pm on November 6, 2007
  4. Anyone think of getting a license plate number?

    @ 3:51 pm on November 6, 2007
  5. So why doesn’t Dallas follow Houston’s lead and quickly dispatch tow trucks to move the offending vehicles? It’s not that hard a problem to fix. No need to build a high-speed limited access tollroad to fix it.

    @ 5:24 pm on November 6, 2007
  6. I highly doubt his business in Duncanville was at the Cherry Pit. they are only open on Friday and Saturday nights!

    @ 8:26 pm on November 7, 2007