Mean Green Team Dean Seen As Racist After Green’s Sideline Scene?

Paul Kix’s man-crush, Mean Green Coach Todd Dodge, is being accused of racism after suspending a player, Dominique Green (no relation?), following an incident during Saturday night’s defeat at the hands of Middle Tennessee State University. Green — the player — mouthed off to an assistant coach during the game and now he’s shocked, shocked to find himself in trouble. Green has brought the NAACP into the fray, so you just know this will be resolved with reasonable discourse and a calm, dispassionate examination of the facts.