Troy Is Not My Idea Of A Boy Toy

Posted on October 16th, 2007 2:47pm by Nancy Nichols
Filed under Local News, Sports

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OK, you asked. I think Troy Aikman looks like a turtle. His head has the same shape. Plus, his lips always look white, like he just downed some Milk of Magnesia. As an animal lover and former dyspeptic, I think Troy is cute. As a red-hot-mama-red-light broad? I’d rather lock lips with this guy.

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  1. [...] Forget Troy Aikman (We know Nancy already has.) A People.com readin’ FB’vian sends along this link. Apparently, Cowboys QB Tony Romo is single again. Betcha the cheerleaders already knew that. [...]

    @ 1:24 pm on October 17, 2007