To the three FrontBurnervians who’ve wondered why my earlier post concerning Stephen Colbert has disappeared, I say this: Timmy made me take it down. He called me from his table at Al Biernat’s and told me I “was giving away” too much of my upcoming Gonzo-style report (say: repore) relating to Colbert. (FB Nation, it will blow your mind.) Therefore, you can thank Timmy for having to wait until the December issue comes out. In addition, I can thank Timmy for pissing me off and driving me to drink a milkshake at lunch. Which make me miserable for two more reasons: I feel like a cow and I miss Prince of Hamburgers. Grrr. Now my Restless Blog Syndrome™ is acting up. DOUBLE DANG!