I’m Already Out of Excuses to Blog About The Bachelor

Sigh. Our local gal, Natalie, was one of the first given the boot on last night’s awesome premiere of the ten millionth season of The Bachelor. But she went down proudly: One reality-watching FBvian was at Ozona last night, where Natalie had gathered about 70 of her closest friends to watch her approximately three minutes of air time. But this is one show where it’s better to be underplayed—at least she wasn’t the girl who showed off her webbed toes, or the one who put both legs behind her head, or the one who got trashed and pulled out her bra inserts. You stay classy, Natalie.