This Just In: Larry Powell Admits He Has OCD

What is in the city water supply? Thousands of Dallasites are complaining about RLS and now thousands more cry out in pain from obsessive-compulsive disorder. This from poor, afflicted Larry Powell: 

How about giving everyone a hint on that Blackhawks thing? (It will be especially kind to those of us who are obsessive/compulsive …) Thanks for plugging my blog and not plugging the Jack Russell. 

Kind? In this heat, you want me to be kind? OK, Larry. I’ll give you one clue. A big one. The slogan in question starts like this: “Dallas Black Hawk Hockey. Not…(eight more words).”  Bring it.