Her name is Ambreal and she’s on America’s Next Top Model. (That’s right. I watch America’s Next Top Model. Not only do I watch it — it has TiVo season pass status. Deal with it.) I’m kind of bummed the wannabe model from Dallas didn’t turn out to be Spontaniouse, if only because I would have enjoyed coming up with new excuses to bring up her name. Kind of like I just did.