Articles for September 17th, 2007

Re: Enemy Blogs/Prez Candidates

My results: a tie between Barack Obama and Dennis Kucinich, which is exactly what I predict for the results of the Democratic Primary.

Re: Enemy Blogs

I matched up with Bill Richardson, too. Zac, if you find out who he is, please let me know.

Re: Enemy Blogs

My match ended up being a tie between Dennis Kucinich and Bill Richardson. Quick question: Who’s Bill Richardson?

Girls Gone Sports in Esquire

I don’t think the latest issue of Esquire has hit newsstands yet, but it has made its way out to subscribers. The issue marks the second installment of the Esquire 100, sort of a grab bag of people, places, things, and ideas you need to know about. At least a few of those are provided by Girls Gone Sports, the website run by Lauren and Mandy, a pair of cleavage-flaunting Dallas girls. Good stuff, but I’ll go ahead and warn you now: It gets a bit, shall we say, randy.

Re: Southlake v. Miami Northwestern

Did anyone manage to get any money off of Paul?

Jerry Jones Pulls an Armored Truck Heist?

An alert FBvian points us to the video.

Southlake v. Miami Northwestern: “Night and Day”

photo2.jpgI’ve read some of the coverage of the “Battle of Champions” Saturday at Ford Stadium. By now you surely know that the Bulls of Miami Northwestern beat the Dragons of Southlake Carroll 29-21 in front of 32,000 fans at Ford Stadium. What I haven’t seen mentioned is that the Northwestern band also handed Southlake a defeat (though the score in that contest isn’t so easily expressed with numerals).

By the time we got to the game, 20 minutes before kickoff, the Southlake side of the stadium was full. Without any real rooting interest, it wasn’t so much that I wanted to sit with those cheering on the Dragons; it was that the Southlake side was in the shade. Anyway, we had to sit on the Northwestern side, in the sun. Our consolation was that we got seats right next to the Bull band (pictured). Let me tell you, those kids rocked.

At halftime, the Northwestern band performed first. Not a rump was left unshaken. Then came Southlake, whose troops numbered some 400, what with the flag wavers and the baton twirlers, et cetera. Their presentation was — how to put this? — a bit more formal. Not so much rump shaking. Which led a guy in the stands behind me to remark: “Man, this is like night and day.” As the Emerald Belles were doing their thing, the same guy asked, “What? Is this River Dance?” It was a rhetorical question.

Leading Off

1. The Dallas arts magnet is close to its final fund-raising goal, as the refurbished Booker T. is set to open in March.

2. Mark Cuban loves his new Mac. Mark, if you need a Mac tutor/consultant/butt-smoocher, I would just like to say, again, I’m available.

3. All the signs of the end of times are here: rivers and seas boiling, 40 years of darkness, million-dollar condos selling in downtown Fort Worth, dogs and cats living together — mass hysteria!