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Re: The Monday Morning Haiku

Posted on September 10th, 2007 1:04pm by Tim Rogers
Filed under Local News

A good effort from all today. After the jump, your haikus — including one from an insidious Neiman’s marketer and another from my “friend” who offered me free tickets to the Cowboys game:

Football season starts.
Saturday games. Sunday games.
Wife and kids hate me.
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Wakeboarding is fun
Trips to the ER are not
Torn MCLs hurt
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Stitches in my lip.
Face plant in my yoga class.
Namaste, doctor.

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New SMU tee
Hot as hell on Boulevard
Too sweaty to stay.

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Free tix to Cowboys!
“Friend” clarifies, you were tenth.
Right behind your mom.

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Love conquers nothing
He left me for Sudoku
A loon sings alone

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Neiman Marcus Day
100–Year Bash At Stores
Get A Free Cookie

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How ’bout them Cowboys!
Get Britney a Stairmaster.
And then the floods came…

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