Where Are Tim And Adam?

Everyone is wondering where they are this morning. After a bit of undercover work, I’ve discovered their absence may be due to the fact that they have each obtained a Wii in the past week (Tim for his son, Adam for his birthday). According to reliable reports, a video golfing match went on past 3 a.m. I’m sure that didn’t play well in the room, as hockey players say.

I would say I’m disappointed, but it would be more accurate to say that I’m insanely jealous. How much are those machines again?