Tommy Habeeb: Host of Cheaters, Inventor

First off, I didn’t know Habeeb hosted Cheaters. I thought it was Joey Greco. No? When did that switch happen? Anyway, when Habeeb isn’t hosting the aforementioned or Stag: Last Night of Freedom! (I like the exclamation point but can’t say I’ve seen the show), Habeeb spends his time at his Dallas home thinking up inventions. Specifically inventions that make his parenting life easier. (Despite a career reveling infidelity, Habeeb is a married father of three.) This story says he’s come up with an invention that applies the nipple of a baby bottle to any water bottle. To which we say: nice.