FrontBurner: The Week That Was

Things we learned this week:

• A member of Best of Big D cover girl LeAnn Rimes’ entourage took all of the leftover food from the photo shoot.
• Publisher Nan Talese poured herself a tall glass of haterade at the Mayborn Conference.
• Someone in West Dallas treats dogs worse than Michael Vick.
• There will be sexy bartenders at Public House tonight.
• Sarah Dodd is adopting a future police chief. Or bubbly TV reporter.
• O.J. Simpson, for some reason, was interviewed in Dallas.
• The FNG made his new coworkers happy.
• People have jobs. Not all people. But some people.
• Lane Garrison was so sorry about killing someone, he only got 90 days in the joint.
• Geese: gay or not gay?
• Shirt.woot: not too shabby.
• The Observer Music Award ballot has a few problems.
• Paul Kix is not great at math. Or reading comprehension. Take your pick.
• Our city is in the “dark ages.”
• The noose tightens for a few bad cops.
• Pot farmers are possibly smarter than the DEA.
• The enemies list of “Rusty Shackleford” continues to grow.

Have a good weekend. We’ll see you in a couple of days and a dozen or so drinks.